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Interviewer: which part of your body would you most like to change?
Dave: my ego… you know, if I could change any part of my body there’d be one thing: everything.
Interviewer: you’d like to be someone else?
Dave: no… I’d just like to start over again… I don’t even remember 1989
Interviewer: that’s not a nice thing to say, is it?
Dave: ya but you know what, at least I didn’t have to live through it
Interviewer: Good point, who’s the most arrogant dick-head you’ve met in the working world?
Dave: myself… because I have a raging ego and no self-esteem, and I usually try to judge people at face value, and I’m a controlling domineering person… I want it my way, I’m obsessive compulsive… impulsive with an addictive personality, and I want what I want and want it when I want it. 

Interviewer: which part of your body would you most like to change?

Dave: my ego… you know, if I could change any part of my body there’d be one thing: everything.

Interviewer: you’d like to be someone else?

Dave: no… I’d just like to start over again… I don’t even remember 1989

Interviewer: that’s not a nice thing to say, is it?

Dave: ya but you know what, at least I didn’t have to live through it

Interviewer: Good point, who’s the most arrogant dick-head you’ve met in the working world?

Dave: myself… because I have a raging ego and no self-esteem, and I usually try to judge people at face value, and I’m a controlling domineering person… I want it my way, I’m obsessive compulsive… impulsive with an addictive personality, and I want what I want and want it when I want it. 

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